stuck in incheon airport

Korea doesn't seem to want to let us go.
Maybe a haiku will prove convincing:

Seoul, how you've aged us
Hardened our hearts; "teacher voice"
Give us our youth back!

Three more hours left of our five hour delay.
I'm going to go look at as many Korean people as possible before I go.
Take them all in, you know; they don't come like this where we're from.

AMERICA! I can almost taste you. You taste like Sharp Cheddar and Tapas.